Ladies, is it just me or do we all obscess about what we're wearing? I wish I could tell you that I have this great fashion sense, but I'd by lying. No I don't dress like some bum or an 80's flashback victim, but when it comes to putting "outfits" together I need serious help. I watch that show "what not to wear" and fantasize about those two showing up at my door ready to wisk me off to New York and give me a style makeover. What makes matters worse is that most of the women in my family possess this fashion forward trait, what happened to the gene pool? Why I am missing this chromosome? I must have inherited this affliction from my father who once wore blue sweatpants with flip flops, and wondered why his children wouldn't walk through the mall with him!
I must say though that I do try, I spent nearly $300 this weekend on new clothes and I even asked the sales girl/model to help so I know that the clothes I picked are hip and cool. Maybe if I was a manequin instead of a human these clothes would hang right on my plastic body? I swear I went through my entire closet this morning (it's only 7am) and got so frustrated that I ended up in sweats, thanks dad, although I opted out of the flip flops.
Fashion gods help me!!!!!!!!!!!!