Seriously people how many times must I post about stupid customer questions before they stop asking me them?
So, I have these 2 old bitties in my section last night; I knew I was gonna be in for some trouble when I took a gander at this lady. She had on plastic zebra striped rainboots, a green poncho thing, and a wig that nobody should ever wear no matter what the circumstance ( Halloween couldn't even pull that one off). Ok.
weirdlady: what are the soups?
me: we have wedding and chicken noodle.
weirdlady: do you put sugar in the wedding soup?
me: (thinking to myself, who the fuck puts sugar in wedding soup?) No ma'am there is no sugar in the soup.
weirdlady: are you sure, could you just check with the chef for me?
me: (augh) yes I'll double check for you.
After fuckin around in the kitchen for a few minutes while I'm "double checking with the chef" I come back to the table to reassure her about the soup. She orders it. Then she asks me "is there any cheese in the meatballs?"
Oh for the love of God! Listen up people if you have that many food allergies, pet peeves, or just random annoying problems with what you eat, please please please just stay the fuck home!