Tuesday, September 15, 2009
So here's a tip to all of you restaurant patrons: Don't bring your own beverages to a restaurant. Believe it or not we do have them. Tonite I had two young girls accompany their father for a nice dinner out. Whatever no problem right? Wrong, as I watch the younger of the two girls head toward my section I notice that she is carrying a bottle of perier. Weird I think for a girl her age to have such taste in aqua! Anyways I approach the table and casually point out that we do carry San Peligrino. Needless to say my attempt to get her to order a beverage was denied. To make matters worse not only does this preteen monster crack off the cap, but she also takes a slug from it straight from the bottle like it's a colt 45! I am astonished and horrified. Have some class there sister, where in the hell did you learn that? After I pick my jaw back up from the table top I make my way into the service area to get the other daughter and the father their drinks, which by the way were 2 waters, yea go figure! When people do stupid arrogant things like this you'd better rest assure; we will be talking about you and laughing at your expense in the kitchen. Stories of this girl are now circulating around the male chavanistic kitchen and all I can do is laugh and add insult to injury. I am betting this girl has learned from her much older and wiser wigger boyfriend exactly how to chug beer from a bong while squatting in the woods on a Friday night. "Oops!, daddy I thought we were going to the movies!"