Monday, March 22, 2010

Is There a Vet in the House?

Somebody anybody needs to help me before I kill her. Seriously, do they perform voiceboxectomies on cats? I need one stat for my Mia. She is driving me absolutely apeshit with her constant meowing. It is incessant. Meoooooow, meooooow, get the picture.

I don't know what her problem is. I have tried everything imaginable to ease her discomfort or whatever it is she's crying about. Treats, tricks, toys, soft food, you name it I've tried it. I cant stand it anymore! Anyone looking for a cute, cuddly little puddy cat to share their insanity with, gimme a call. I'll pay you to take her.


  1. Awww! I wonder what's up with Mia? That just doesn't sound right. Maybe a vet appointment is in order - cats are prone to cystitis and although I don't know that it makes them yowl, it is mighty uncomfortable. Poor thing. I hope you figure it out soon - for both your sakes.

  2. OMG, I laughed my ass off at this...

    "voiceboxectomies" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I know the feeling, my friend. When Jerry was still a kitten he had bouts of MEOWING. He had such anxiety when he was a little kitty cat.

    How old is Mia? Maybe you could call your vet and just tell them what's going on. Perhaps they can give you some reasons for her meowing.

    Hope you're having a great Monday. It's raining here today in Philly, but warm.


  3. Definitely take her to the vet. Cats just don't cry like that for no reason. At least I don't think they do...and I work with animals!

    Honestly, I have no advice. You have stumped me.

  4. Um, I'm a little more concerned after reading these comments. I just chalked it up to her being a pain in the ass, I didn't really think anything could be wrong. I am gonna call my vet and see what they have to say. I guess I'll be looking for a small bank loan, any lenders out there?!

  5. I hope you'll post about that conversation with the vet. Here's how I envision it:

    You: "Um, yeah. Hello, vet. My cat keeps meowing, is something wrong?"

    Vet: "Meowing? Hmmmm....and it's a cat, right? You do know what sound cats make, right?

    :) Seriously, I hope your kitten is just a pain in the ass, as you suspect.

  6. awww what a cutie...whats up with the foot? I love cats with striped-y pajamas.