Yep, it is happend: Just when I thought people couldn't get any stupider, one of my customers last night takes the cake:
This couple I had was weird from the start; he was one of those steroid taking baby Huey's, you know the type; big muscles, no brain and she was well, unattractive to say the least but tried to cover up the ugly with about 3 tons of covergirl.
Anyway, Mr. Health conscious asked me for extra napkins so he could absorb the grease from the top of his pizza, whatever loser. He piles like a dozen paper napkins ontop of his scalding hot pizza and then has the nerve to call me to the table and says this:
"um, could I have a new pizza, the napkins melted into the cheese and now I can't eat it".
Are you kidding me? Fuckin people SUCK!