I would like to dedicate this post to the two women I had the pleasure of waiting on last night.
Table 26 I'd like to say... a big fat Fuck you!
These 2 women, who ordered 2 waters and 1 pizza between the two of them, are frequenters of my section (unfortuantely) and last night I had had enough of their crap.
When I brought their pizza to the table, one of them started to complain that the pizza was "really kinda thin". I refrained from telling them that our pizza is a THIN crust, of course unless specified thick; I apologized and asked if I could have them make a new pizza for them. This idea was shot down before I even got it out of my mouth.
If you are going to bitch about something, but then not want anything done about it; Shut the fuck up because I really don't give a shit if your crust is too thin. I am just saying that if you're bitching just to hear your own voice, Don't cause this 'superwaitress' isn't listening anymore!
To prove my point the pizza couldn't have been all that bad, I mean the heifers ate the whole thing!
Tip your servers, we have to deal with a ton of bullshit that we shouldn't have to and apologize for things that are not our fault!