So I was at my grandmother's house last night and my aunt and I were talking about the crazy things that go on at our jobs. I was thinking that maybe we could all share some horror stories about this with eachother in order to maybe lessen our loads, or if nothing else get a big laugh! So I'll go first:
A few months ago there was a sign on our cooler door. Now I've got to set this up properly in order for you to get a good glimpse into the sadistic mind of my boss. This cooler is actually one of those walk-in types that he so funnily refers to as the walking cooler. So on the door of so called walking cooler there was a huge piece of ripped carboard held on with grey duck tape which read:
TO THE MUTHERFUCKER WHO IS DRINKING MY CHOCOLATE MILK
Notice that motherfucker is spelled wrong!
My aunt's workplace also enjoyed a politically correct sign in their bathroom which read:
TO WHOMEVER IS WRITING WITH FECES ON THE LADIES ROOM WALL....
So I was interested in finding out what your stories are?